Lactose is a scam

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  • GOT (OAT) MILK?
  • LACTOSE FREE SINCE BIRTH
  • YA OTHER MOTHERS UDDERS
  • DAIRY BROKE UP WITH US FIRST
  • MOO-VE OVER, COW MILK
  • GOT (OAT) MILK?
  • LACTOSE FREE SINCE BIRTH
  • YA OTHER MOTHERS UDDERS
  • DAIRY BROKE UP WITH US FIRST
  • MOO-VE OVER, COW MILK
  • GOT (OAT) MILK?
  • LACTOSE FREE SINCE BIRTH
  • YA OTHER MOTHERS UDDERS
  • DAIRY BROKE UP WITH US FIRST
  • MOO-VE OVER, COW MILK
  • GOT (OAT) MILK?
  • LACTOSE FREE SINCE BIRTH
  • YA OTHER MOTHERS UDDERS
  • DAIRY BROKE UP WITH US FIRST
  • MOO-VE OVER, COW MILK
  • GOT (OAT) MILK?
  • LACTOSE FREE SINCE BIRTH
  • YA OTHER MOTHERS UDDERS
  • DAIRY BROKE UP WITH US FIRST
  • MOO-VE OVER, COW MILK
  • GOT (OAT) MILK?
  • LACTOSE FREE SINCE BIRTH
  • YA OTHER MOTHERS UDDERS
  • DAIRY BROKE UP WITH US FIRST
  • MOO-VE OVER, COW MILK
  • GOT (OAT) MILK?
  • LACTOSE FREE SINCE BIRTH
  • YA OTHER MOTHERS UDDERS
  • DAIRY BROKE UP WITH US FIRST
  • MOO-VE OVER, COW MILK

The stats, unfortunately.

68%

of the world can't digest lactose. You're not broken, you're the majority.

0

cows harmed in the making of your oat latte.

30 min

average time between "just a little cheese" and regret.

8

alt milks in rotation. Pick a personality.

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Meet the milks.

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Almond Milk

The main character. Sunglasses indoors.

Oat Milk

The people-pleaser. Foams great, gatekeeps nothing.

Soy Milk

The OG. Been doing this since 1997.

Cashew Milk

Luxury silk. Expensive taste, no notes.

Coconut Milk

On vacation. Permanently.

Rice Milk

Sweet, gentle, allergic to nothing.

Join the herd.

The dairy-free one. No spam, just udder nonsense.

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